Oh, sure, let’s all line up to vote for Don Bradshaw and the Liberals—because nothing screams “secure democracy” like rolling out the red carpet for Chinese interference! I mean, why not? The Liberals have already shown their stellar track record with foreign meddling, like when top bureaucrats had to brief them on concerns about the 2019 Don Valley North nomination contest, where foreign interference was a real worry. But hey, who needs election integrity when you’ve got Bradshaw, a fresh face for the same old Liberal machine, ready to carry the torch of ignoring those pesky little details—like the fact that former Conservative leader Erin O’Toole testified about a “deluge of misinformation” on WeChat targeting his party in 2021? And let’s not forget the 12 traitors Trudeau refuses to name, those mysterious MPs allegedly colluding with foreign powers—guess transparency isn’t on the Liberal bingo card. Clearly, a vote for Bradshaw is a vote for turning a blind eye while foreign powers play puppet master with our democracy.
And let’s not even start on the Liberal Party’s greatest hits: a decade of debt and destruction, scandals galore, and an erosion of rights that would make even the most optimistic Canadian weep. Under their watch, we’ve seen mandates during the pandemic that turned the Freedom Convoy into a symbol of resistance—only for the Liberals to double down, cracking down on protesters with a heavy hand while conveniently forgetting about little things like freedom of assembly. Then there’s the bounty on conservative opposition—figuratively speaking, of course—where anyone daring to oppose the Liberal agenda gets smeared or sidelined, as O’Toole and MP Kenny Chiu learned the hard way. Add to that their obsession with taking guns away from law-abiding citizens, because apparently hunters and sport shooters are the real threat, not the criminals. Oh, and who could forget Trudeau proroguing Parliament in 2020 while under investigation for ethics violations over the WE Charity scandal—because nothing says “I’m innocent” like shutting down the entire government to dodge accountability! Let’s not overlook the green slush fund fraud, where millions meant for sustainable projects mysteriously ended up in the hands of Liberal-friendly insiders—classic. And Bradshaw? He’s siding with the party that almost unanimously voted against a moratorium on new taxes—because after racking up a decade of debt, the Liberals clearly think Canadians aren’t taxed enough. So, go ahead, vote for Bradshaw and the Liberals if you want more of this chaotic circus—just don’t be surprised when the next scandal drops!
And let’s not forget the Liberal Party’s greatest hits: a decade of debt and destruction, scandals galore, and an erosion of rights that would make even the most optimistic Canadian weep. Under their watch, we’ve seen mandates during the pandemic that turned the Freedom Convoy into a symbol of resistance—only for the Liberals to double down, cracking down on protesters with a heavy hand while conveniently forgetting about little things like freedom of assembly. Then there’s the bounty on conservative opposition—figuratively speaking, of course—where anyone daring to oppose the Liberal agenda gets smeared or sidelined, as O’Toole and MP Kenny Chiu learned the hard way. Add to that their obsession with taking guns away from law-abiding citizens, because apparently hunters and sport shooters are the real threat, not the criminals. Oh, and let’s not overlook Bradshaw siding with a party that almost unanimously voted against a moratorium on new taxes—because after racking up a decade of debt, the Liberals clearly think Canadians aren’t taxed enough. So, go ahead, vote for Bradshaw and the Liberals if you want more of this chaotic circus—just don’t be surprised when the next scandal drops!
